because i finally found a place where there are people that I can relate to and vice versa. Plus da humor in here is great!
el jarocho mayor
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Why do you post?
by Xena inthreads, posts within threads...life events, doctrine, hopes, dreams, drama.....what causes you to post here?
what do you feel you get from it?
or give to others?.
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What's the deal?
by kwintestal inwith the bible god and genitals?.
we had a mini-discussion about this in chat last night.
what are your thoughts?.
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el jarocho mayor
maybe its possible that Moses had issues with his own penis...wasnt satisfied with length or girth. As for the one handed women, that was just a warning to his sister Myriam to not grab his balls ever again.
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jw meaning please
by A Paduan in.
what do the wtbts / jws think this means ?
"when the unclean spirit has gone out of a man, he passes through waterless places seeking rest; and finding none he says, `i will return to my house from which i came.
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GOT A LITTLE STORY TO TELL YA.
by outoftheorg inmy wife and i live in a rather small town.
around 5500 residents and about another 2 to 3 thousand on the outskirts.. we have a very good hospital here, considering the size of the county and residents.. my wife is a nurse and now is the office mgr.
of the home health dept.. it seems that there is no end to the several things the hospital is involved in that call for volunteers.
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el jarocho mayor
I bought girl scout cookies all the time....you cant beat their peanut butter cookies...they're great!
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Your body is a temple.
by kwintestal inso don't do anything to it.. leaving a high-control group such as the wts can leave you with an internal desire to rebel against the teachings you once held to.. did you do anything previously forbidden soon after you left the borg?
tattoos?
peircings?
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el jarocho mayor
my body is my temple damn straight its my temple
lets see ....umm my body needs liquids, thats where the tequila comes in.
and I remember how everyone would tell me that sex was bad before marriage and all....Ive tried it. I like it. and I recommend it. All those people that told me it was bad...they LIED to me, cuz its DAMN good.
Got a tatoo to and planning on getting another one
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Selling it at funerals too!
by wizedup inmy husband has an outline for a funeral talk from when he was an elder.
it instructs the speaker, "this talk should provide a fine witness concerning the truth, rather than unduly eulogizing the deceased.".
how's that for licking the plate clean?.
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el jarocho mayor
aint nothing like a good catholic funeral...(went to my great grammas funeral)...alotta emotion. I like the fact that her life was celebrated. Definatly diffrent from da run a da mill lectures given at a jdub memorial. Memorial..isnt that like where you are supposed to remember da person, but whutta ya get.....mush, recycled mush. Cuz once you go to a memorial service they are all da same.
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Convention Money Deals--JWs Not Willing to Pay!
by Voyager inthe first post (assembly money deals), the cut and paste did not appear on the board, so i'll just post the threads.
no harm done!
http://www.kristv.com/global/story.asp?s=2637357&nav=bsmgtjoz.
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el jarocho mayor
and dont you just hate when they use examples of little children who give..umm i meant donate thier allowance for the assemblies. I mean if they aint getting da money its gots to be for a reason, but noooo they dont see it like that and they want to guilt you into forking over oops i mean donating money.
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noah and da flood
by el jarocho mayor inso i have dis question..... as a kid growing up jw..i was always told dat da big j in da sky was da one dat created all living things on earth.
dat they were perfectly created and wit specif functions and all.
so, can anybody tell me whats up with the polar bear, and for dat matter any animal dat lives in da north or south pole?
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el jarocho mayor
daaaammmn..professor! I's hadnt thought about dat one...dats a good one..
good to see dat im not crazy...
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noah and da flood
by el jarocho mayor inso i have dis question..... as a kid growing up jw..i was always told dat da big j in da sky was da one dat created all living things on earth.
dat they were perfectly created and wit specif functions and all.
so, can anybody tell me whats up with the polar bear, and for dat matter any animal dat lives in da north or south pole?
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el jarocho mayor
havent been able to see NBC here in mexico..sorry...but glad to hear dat da polar bears are doing well
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noah and da flood
by el jarocho mayor inso i have dis question..... as a kid growing up jw..i was always told dat da big j in da sky was da one dat created all living things on earth.
dat they were perfectly created and wit specif functions and all.
so, can anybody tell me whats up with the polar bear, and for dat matter any animal dat lives in da north or south pole?
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el jarocho mayor
So i have dis question....
As a kid growing up jw..I was always told dat da BIG J in da sky was da one dat created all living things on earth. Dat they were perfectly created and wit specif functions and all. So, can anybody tell me whats up with the polar bear, and for dat matter any animal dat lives in da north or south pole? I mean, these are creatures dat are perfectly adapted to their environment. They were like specially made for the cold weather, but according to scripture, life was contained only to the garden of Eden. And it couldnt have been dat cold or cold at all since Adam and Eve were in da buff, right? And da polar ice caps didnt exist (in accordance to da biblical story dat flood waters receeded and had to go somewhere) So if da polar ice caps are a result of da flood (if you are to believe da bible), how is it dat polar bears are perfectly adapted to that climate? Is dis where da creation story hits a brick wall?
please reply..